[S1E5] Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna ((LINK))
The girls really should have thought more carefully about the risks of continuing to do business with Tryst. If Guy gets involved the stakes are raised higher than before and unlike Tryst, Guy will kill them if they mess up. He shot Bobby unprovoked, what will he do to the girls if Tryst drags them into business with him?
[S1E5] Real G's Move in Silence Like Lasagna
Unbeknownst to him, Spencer is surprising him for their anniversary and is not really going to a dinner. Her mom gave her a lasagna recipe that she is cooking for him at his place. She plans on giving him a scrabble board that says "I love you" on it, and the words "goofball" and "glyceraldehyde" from the first time they became a couple. On the side of the scrabble board she engraved it saying "For T. My safe place to land. Always your girl, S."
Later on, Toby comes over to Spencer's house. She tells him that the other girls know he moved the RV, and are upset with her. Toby says he can't tell them the reason he moved the RV because then he'll never know what really happened to his mother. Spencer understands, but she's still annoyed. She knows she has to win her friends' trust back.
Notes: This is the third part of a five-part outdoor tournament. The theme of this episode is some form of macaroni and cheese, and a different type of cheese, in every basket. In the first round, the "mactini" was just mac and cheese inside a large martini glass. The corndog sushi was like a regular corndog, but with a sushi roll (in this case a smoked salmon roll with all the fixings) instead of a hot dog. In round 1, Chef Jason cut himself and forgot a basket ingredient from one plate, but moved on because Chef Melissa did not transform some of her basket ingredients. The lava cake in the third round was a large mac & cheese fritter with a hot cheddar cheese center.
1x06 LDSK Considering the subject matter, this episode has a few of these. One of the funniest has to be at the very end. Hotch: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan. Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire. Hotch: Well, I hope I didn't hurt you too badly. Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve-year-old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine-year-old girl.
There's another at the start, where Hotch is trying to help Reid shoot straight. Reid fires, hits the target in the crotch, and all Hotch says is "Did Elle teach you that?"
At the beginning of the episode, Elle tells Derek not to say anything to Reid about failing his shooting exam, since she knows he'll be upset about it. As soon as Reid walks into the office, Derek tells him that they're all there for him, and wraps a whistle around his neck telling him to blow it if he needs them. A dick move? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. Leads to a nice moment at the end; Hotch declares that Reid has passed his exam thanks to Reid's Boom, Headshot! on the unsub, and Reid tosses the whistle back to Morgan, who can't help but chuckle.
3x14 Damaged Garcia makes her thoughts on keeping her relationship with Kevin a secret clear: Garcia: Kevin, if you come within 100 feet of Agent Rossi, I will unleash an unrecoverable virus onto your personal computer system that will reduce your electronic world into something between a Commodore 64, and a block of government cheese... call me later!
Garcia and Prentiss debating on whether Rossi needs help: Prentiss: He might need our help. Garcia: He didn't ask anyone for help. Prentiss: Penelope, Rossi is a guy who color-coded his hand-written notes in his notebooks. Blue pen for evidential items, red pen for supposition and theory. The guy is a fussy, anal-retentive, neat freak who never leaves anything out of its place. I would say ''this'' is a scream for help.
After Rossi walks in on Garcia and Kevin, she goes to JJ (whose office is full of files)Garcia: I might be in big trouble.JJ: (not looking up from her file) Come on in.Garcia: I can't believe he showed up at my apartment.JJ: (not looking up from her file) It's not like I'm doing anything here.Garcia: We just had as seminar on fraternization last week.JJ: ( still not looking up) I really have a lot of work to do here Garcia.Garcia: So you don't want to hear about how Agent Rossi showed up at my door in the middle of the night while I was enjoying a post coital shower (JJ slowly looks up) with fellow FBI technical analyst Kevin Lynch?JJ: (tosses file on desk and turns to Garcia) Sit.
3x17 In Heat At the end of the episode, when JJ and Will kiss after an entire episode of JJ trying to keep their relationship secret, how do the other team members present react? Morgan: Well, finally! Prentiss: Thought she was never going to admit it... Reid: Yeah, what's it been, a year?
3x19 Tabula Rasa When Hotch completely profiles a defense attorney from the witness stand after said attorney supposed he wouldn't be able to guess what kind of socks he was wearing. He guessed that right...as well as a few other things. Doubles as a Moment of Awesome. And then the lawyer tries to complain about Hotchner's analysis of him to the judge, who promptly tells him to either show the court his Blackberry or back off. The look on the guy's face is priceless. (For the record, any legitimate objection he might have had to Hotchner revealing personal information about him vanished when he opened the door by questioning the accuracy of profiling.)
The revelation that Prentiss was a goth in high school, complete with Garcia producing an incriminating photo: Reid: (looking at a piece of paper) It's remarkable. Something like this makes you question everything you thought you knew. Garcia: Yeah. It's like the Monolith in 2001. Reid: So there was actually a time when something like this was socially acceptable? Garcia: Oh...you're young. (takes the paper from Reid) The eighties left a lot of people confused. (a photo of Prentiss from high school is revealed) Garcia: This is, uh, especially sad, though. Prentiss: All right, very funny, you guys. Very funny. (snatches the paper from Garcia) What'd you do to it? Garcia: Do? Prentiss: You obviously altered it in Photoshop or something. (shows the photo to Garcia) That hair? Garcia: Oh, no, Pussycat. That - that's all you. Garfield High, Class of '89. Prentiss: (looking at the photo again) You really didn't change anything? Garcia: I hacked it, as is. You're seriously trying to tell me you don't remember rocking that look? Reid: Perhaps your lack of recognition stems from a dissociative fugue suffered in adolescence. Say, at a Siouxsie and the Banshees concert? (Garcia laughs)
Garcia, on the phone with a social services worker who refuses to give her information about a closed adoption: Garcia: You know what ma'am, I am done being nice. If you look to your cursor you'll notice it's moving on its own. That's me hacking your secure network. Now I got her file, now I got her social, and now 'cause you're grumpy, I'm gonna send your boss those Jamaican vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines. (hangs up)
4x07 Memoriam (Part 2) The team has spent a night in Vegas. When they gather for the trip home, Prentiss has one hell of a hangover, and Morgan is playing a really loud slot machine. Prentiss asks him to stop and JJ walks into the lobby and notes that there's still credit on the machine Morgan was playing and almost presses the button when Prentiss shouts "JJ, I swear to God!". JJ asks "What?" and then Rossi's wordless imitation of a hungover Prentiss just makes it. See here.
Reid asked for a few extra days in Vegas and sent everyone to Quantico so he could start a private investigation. When he comes back to his room, however, he finds Morgan and Rossi eating snacks and watching soap operas.Reid: What are you guys doing here?Morgan: Hey. What's it look like we're doing?Reid: Uhh, breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives?Rossi (deadpan): The Young and the Restless. For bonus points, Shemar Moore was a cast member of The Young and the Restless.
Reid is operating a video poker machine and casually chatting with a prostitute about her smoking habit. The conversation gives him an idea and he gets up to leave, when the prostitute warns him he's already won $2000. He tells her to keep it.Rossi (eyebrows raised): You do realize you just gave two grand to a hooker.Morgan: Must've been quite the conversation. What was it about?Reid (completely distracted): ...How to stop smoking.
Garcia's announcement to that JJ is in labor and their teammates' reactions:Garcia: Ladies and gentleman, I'm not a doctor, I don't even play one on TV, but I do believe young JJ is going into labor.Prentiss: [to JJ] Are you okay??Hotch: [unruffled] I'll get the car.
And the at the end of the episode, after JJ asks Reid to be her son's godfather:JJ: So if anything should happen to us, it's up to you and Garcia to make sure this boy gets into Yale.Reid: Oh, Yale. Yale. Do you want to go to Yale, Henry? That was your godfather's safety school. (Whispers conspiratorially) Don't worry, I can get you into Caltech with one phone call.
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